On my last birthday, in a moment when I can only guess that I was all jacked up on chocolate cupcakes, and on being the one in the crown, I decided—and even worse, went ahead and told everybody—that I was going to publish a blog post once a week, every week of my 52nd year. So now you know: I love birthdays, chocolate cupcakes, and number games. I love writing, too. Hope you’ll follow along until May 2018, when maybe I’ll celebrate my 53rd birthday by eating 53 chocolate cupcakes. I mean, you just never know.